We are back!
Man, that week before
Spring Break was crazy.
Students were off the wall
and I was burnt out with no patience.
But now that things are
back in session, students have mellowed out...
at least for now.
Talk to me in May and I'm
sure we'll be back at cray cray status.
Enjoy some crazy moments
from March!
10.
Going back to how I had no
patience that last week before Spring Break...
one of my students asked
if she could go to the bathroom.
I told her “no” and
to instead get dressed out... and fast because she's late.
She turns back to her
friend and as they round the corner to the locker room she tells her
friend,
“She's probably on her
period.”
Love it.
9.
“Ms. Brame is it cold
outside?”
“I don't know- what do
you consider cold?”
“Anything below 70.”
“Hahaha then yes- it is
cold outside.”
8.
I'm not gonna lie... one
day, I had gas.
Most of the students were
changing in the locker room and I let a few go as I put stuff away.
Walking back and forth
throughout the room, one of the girls standing by the mirror yelled
out
“I keep smelling fart!”
And then I totally blamed
it on another student.
Bahaha.
7.
As students left my class
for Spring Break, I gave them some advice...
“Don't get pregnant.
Don't drink. Don't do drugs. And have fun!”
“Wait Miss- does weed
count?”
Oh man... I surely hope
they were kidding.
6.
All students get free
breakfast at my school, and sometimes they bring me their leftovers.
This particular time
someone brought me some apple juice.
As I was drinking it, one
of my students said...
“Miss- give me that
juice. I'm thirsty.”
“Um, excuse me? This is
mine.”
“I want it.”
“No.”
“WELL... aren't dance
teachers only allowed to eat salad and water anyway?”
5.
I send out reminder texts
often through an amazing app (Reminder 101 is the bomb)...
this students claimed she
didn't get the text because her power went out.
“You know your cell
phone is battery powered, right?”
“It is?.... So if the
power goes out... it still works?”
4.
My Dance 2 students are
choreographing, and they were supposed to choreograph a dance about a
historical event that inspires them.
As I went through their
papers I see the topics;
The Civil Rights Movement
Women Suffrage
Hurricane Katrina
September 11th
and
the marriage of Jay-Z and
Beyonce.
Why do I even try?
Admittedly- they did have
a compelling argument on why it was a historic event.
3.
“Ashley what did you do
over the Spring Break?”
“I got my wisdom teeth
out... and they didn't give me any anesthesia!”
“WHAT?”
“Yeah, I saw and heard
everything going on in my mouth. IT'S THE CLOSEST TO DEATH I'VE EVER
BEEN!!!”
Hahaha
2.
I brought cookies one day
for students who scored the highest on a test we had.
There were sugar,
chocolate chip, chocolate and raisen cookies.
As a student reaches in to
grab a cookie she tells me-
“Mrs. Brame- raisens
give me trust issues.”
“Hahaha, why?”
“Kuz I think they
chocolate chips and then I bite into it and it isn't!”
Amen, girl.
1.
The PE coaches had a sub
last week and as I went through their locker room to get my
stragglers to class- the sub yells out...
“Coach G's class needs
to get in the gym NOW or I'll mark you abstinent!”
For real.
No lie.
Our subs don't know how to
speak.
